Jolly Good Porker

For he is a jolly good porker,

For he is a jolly good porker,

So said his clappers,

So said his clappers!

Belly up, belly ho,

Snug in the tub,

No bend touch toe!

Eyes porcine,

Keen on the wine,

Swills the swine!

A trotter a copper,

A clod a-twitter,

Cloven hooves,

Bristly hair,

Down Under,

Outer Underwear.

For he is a jolly good porker,

For he is a jolly good porker,

So said all of his clappers,

So said all of his clappers.