Dinnertime by Weird Al Zaharankovich

Dinnertime,
And the eating is easy,
Parmesan cheese is in,
Tomatoes are lycopene,
Spaghetti is rich,
Raw onion is healthy,
The sauce is lip-smacking,
So rush in, my Muse-y,
Don't be shy,
Dinnertime ...

Jolly Good Porker

For he is a jolly good porker,

For he is a jolly good porker,

So said his clappers,

So said his clappers!

Belly up, belly ho,

Snug in the tub,

No bend touch toe!

Eyes porcine,

Keen on the wine,

Swills the swine!

A trotter a copper,

A clod a-twitter,

Cloven hooves,

Bristly hair,

Down Under,

Outer Underwear.

For he is a jolly good porker,

For he is a jolly good porker,

So said all of his clappers,

So said all of his clappers.

Tell a tale and go to jail

Gals can show off their wares and live to tell the tale,
But if men were to do the same, they'd be hauled to jail.

Nasi & Ilusi

Minda mencernak nasi,
Dapur menternak ilusi.

Dew Drops

At break of day,
Dew drops open their doe eyes
To greet the sun's ray.